<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:32:58 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Anal Amy</title><description></description><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>449</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-2820692589021207417</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-09-01T18:27:34.655-05:00</atom:updated><title>A Late Night Quickie Outdoors</title><atom:summary type='text'>Right now, I should be working on a paper that's due in the morning for one of my classes. However, I'm way to horny to focus on a subject like that. Instead, I thought I'd write about one of the adventures I had with Christian this summer. It's not even that wild or crazy of a story, but it's been stuck in my head for a while and I've been meaning to put it on paper for a while. 

It was a </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/09/late-night-quickie-outdoors.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-8598093542604205142</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-17T20:55:54.154-05:00</atom:updated><title>I've been trying...</title><atom:summary type='text'>I've been trying for a little less than a week to write a post about how I met Christian. I wanted to write about our first night and how we almost literally spent all weekend long in bed. But I've been unable to put it into words. I've tried to write it like one of my classic posts, but it just feels different. When I'm with him, I don't feel like I want to be a slut. There's part of me that </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/08/ive-been-trying.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-289159876830077427</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:09:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-07T20:14:23.204-05:00</atom:updated><title>And she's back!</title><atom:summary type='text'>Well first off sorry for not posting for a long, long time. I started to look through the comments but there's close to 81 so that will have to wait! Here's a few answers to comments so far - no I'm not pregnant, no I didn't get married and no I didn't etc, etc.

I've been working two jobs and that alone has been killing me. I've also met a wonderful guy. A bit of a change from the jerks that </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/08/and-shes-back.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-6108615438884761399</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-19T23:00:56.637-05:00</atom:updated><title>Thursday Update</title><atom:summary type='text'>Just checking in tonight. Instead of hanging out with Brett this weekend, I'll be going out with my friends tomorrow night. I don't know what were doing or where we're going but knowing my friends there will be lots of guys there.

I left it open where Saturday night/Sunday I could hang out with Brett. We'll see how tomorrow night goes. LOL

Plus, sometime I still have a date with the guy I ran </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/06/thursday-update.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-7155522965859878015</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 03:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-18T22:58:39.951-05:00</atom:updated><title>Mini Rant</title><atom:summary type='text'>I almost broke up Brett today/tonight. We've been going through a lot of really good days, followed by a lot of really bad days. I barely ever talk to him during the week anymore. I called him on the way to work, he said like five words the whole time. I called him while I was driving home. He said more, but I've never heard him so excited to get off the phone with me.

I feel like I've become </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/06/mini-rant.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-1918216733056141111</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-17T22:26:02.208-05:00</atom:updated><title>The Good And The Bad</title><atom:summary type='text'>I saw two people that I haven't seen in a long time today. The first one, I could've done without seeing. The second, I'm glad I ran into him.

I saw Jill's Dad. I don't think I've seen him in over a year. I was driving past his house on the way to one of my friend's who lived further down the street. He was getting out of his car and walking into his house. (I swear I wasn't stalking him.) I </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/06/good-and-bad.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-567162045248219210</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:09:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-16T23:08:49.966-05:00</atom:updated><title>Making Brett Moan</title><atom:summary type='text'>It seems like forever since the last time I updated. A lot has happened, but at the same time, not much has happened. Wow, that makes sense, but I've worked a long day but felt an urge to write anyways tonight.

So, I've been having a lot of men give me numbers. It may have been something to do with the fact that I was out looking or may have been something to do with the fact that I've been </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/06/making-brett-moan.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-4250501864076722635</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-12T16:00:47.811-05:00</atom:updated><title>Feeling better</title><atom:summary type='text'>I'm feeling much better today. Luke and I talked, said a lot of things that needed to be said but were holding back when we broke up. It's amazing how after a conversation when we're not playing games and telling just the truth can make you feel so good. There's definitely still an attraction/lust there but we've both decided that it won't work. Doesn't mean that I don't want him inside of me </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/06/feeling-better.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-3451327086145026420</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-11T22:53:13.822-05:00</atom:updated><title>No More Luke...</title><atom:summary type='text'>Yesterday Luke and I decided it was time to end it. 

We went out for dinner, then shopping at the mall. He's usually a lot of fun to go shopping with. He has a comment for every thing I look at and is especially fun in Victoria's Secret. But yesterday, I felt like I was dragging him around and had forced him to come shopping with me even though it was his idea to go to the mall.

Afterwards, we </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/06/no-more-luke.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-1418692059606489405</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-09T22:45:26.270-05:00</atom:updated><title>I'm totally horny, but...</title><atom:summary type='text'>What a weird past four or five days it's been.

I guess I can start with Luke. He's been very distant. Sex was great one night, than the next night he just totally wasn't into it. He was fucking me but it was like he was thinking about someone else. I don't know if he was thinking about his ex-girlfriend or Angelina Jolie when he was on top of me.

Then with Brett, I really didn't get to see him </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/06/im-totally-horny-but.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-6902019472053403980</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-06T00:01:01.139-05:00</atom:updated><title>Thanks.</title><atom:summary type='text'>I just wanted to thank everyone really quick for the advice. I thought this would be easy, but it's being "interesting." 

I really enjoyed spending time with Luke last night, but I'm also really looking forward to seeing Brett tomorrow night. I also enjoyed spending time with some of my girl friends that I haven't seen in a while tonight. It was good to have a girls night out, even if we didn't </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/06/thanks.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-357080243520640931</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-04T00:07:18.734-05:00</atom:updated><title>Breaking News - Luke Broke Up With His Girlfriend</title><atom:summary type='text'>Well, it's been a pretty crazy tonight. While I was driving home from work tonight, I got a phone call from Luke. He broke up with his girlfriend. It's not the first time they've broken up, but this time seems different. I think it's for good this time.

He hinted that he'd like to "officially" start dating me. Or in other words he'd want me to stop seeing the guy in Chicago as he describes Brett</atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/06/breaking-news-luke-broke-up-with-his.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-7522272035958827942</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-03T23:48:56.974-05:00</atom:updated><title>I may be the worse sex blogger ever</title><atom:summary type='text'>Yes, I'm probably the worse sex blogger ever. I'll admit, sometimes I have a hard time keep track of everyone's "names" when it isn't their real names...if that makes sense. My apologies to you guys.</atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/06/i-may-be-worse-sex-blogger-ever.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-4341724622859009920</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-03T23:47:15.296-05:00</atom:updated><title>Allison and Justin</title><atom:summary type='text'>I had a very relaxing weekend full of sex and enjoying the great outdoors with Brett. We has some very good times in his bedroom the past couple of nights, but I think last weekend is still more worthy to write about. I keep having memories of that day and I think I need to write about it to get it off of my chest.

That Saturday night was interesting, but Sunday was really something to write </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/06/allison-and-justin.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-5296804450317561009</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 15:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-31T10:23:48.332-05:00</atom:updated><title>Hi</title><atom:summary type='text'>Just killing some time before Brett gets here. He's taking me out on the mountain bike trails today. This time he said it's not going to be the easy trails. This might be painful. LOL


Part 2 of my story about last weekend is coming. I just need some more time. The past couple of nights I've been pretty preoccupied, to say the least.</atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/05/hi.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-2352024261522727557</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 03:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-28T23:29:24.551-05:00</atom:updated><title>My Weekend (part 1)</title><atom:summary type='text'>You know it was a good weekend if you're still exhausted on Wednesday. However, it probably didn't help that Luke came over last night and we really didn't get much sleeping done.

I knew it was going to be pretty good before the weekend even really started for Brett and I. We were driving up to his friend's vacation house and well, we didn't make it all the way up there. We were barely out of </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/05/my-weekend-part-1.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-7906969441149471010</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 04:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-22T23:41:17.247-05:00</atom:updated><title>I can't believe the weekend is almost here</title><atom:summary type='text'>This week flew by. It feels like it's Monday still, not Thursday. I apologize again for not posting. I've been really busy with work and Luke. However, this weekend I'm going away with Brett. It should definitely be interesting and I hope to come back with something good to share. I also should have more free time to become a regular blogger again. LOL</atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/05/i-cant-believe-weekend-is-almost-here.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-4876474684965561345</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 04:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-19T23:39:08.094-05:00</atom:updated><title>Under Their Roof</title><atom:summary type='text'>Last Thursday, I didn't work the dinner shift at the restaurant so Luke came over to my house that evening. My parents never really cared if I had guys over while they were awake, well of course assuming we had all of our clothes on. Their only rule was that the guy had to leave by midnight. However, that rule definitely changed that night. 

Luke and I were in the entertainment room. It was </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/05/under-their-roof.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-5990153528341076203</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 04:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-18T23:18:48.183-05:00</atom:updated><title>Rain Check</title><atom:summary type='text'>I have a couple of naughty adventures to write about, but right now all I'm going to do is crawl into bed. I was planning to write tonight, but I'm exhausted.

Last week, I was supposed to work a couple nights. I ended up working almost every night and a few day shifts too. The money was good, but it wore me out.

Then this weekend, Brett continued the punishment. We didn't just go out mountain </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/05/rain-check.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-322848464453820870</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 04:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-12T23:22:03.268-05:00</atom:updated><title>Working Girl</title><atom:summary type='text'>I worked my first regular shift at the restaurant tonight. It wasn't exactly busy so I didn't make a lot of money, but it was good that it was slow because when I messed up I was pretty much able to fix everything pretty quickly.

The only thing that I don't like is that when i get out at nine, ten or even eleven o'clock it's definitely too late to go see Brett. I really want to start seeing him </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/05/working-girl.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-1385310520529568476</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 03:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-11T23:45:27.746-05:00</atom:updated><title>Weekend Workout</title><atom:summary type='text'>I had a rather active weekend - in the good and the evil sense of active. Brett and I had lots of sex, but he also made me be a lot more active than I'd normally like for a weekend. I discovered this weekend that there is a cold weather Brett and a warm weather Brett.

I like the cold weather Brett a lot better. Cold weather Brett likes to go out drinking/partying on the weekend and spend the </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/05/weekend-workout.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-5970389647099826815</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 04:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-09T00:17:07.348-05:00</atom:updated><title>Dinner and a backsesat fuck</title><atom:summary type='text'>Off and on today, I debated what I was going to say when Luke called. I'm trying to be a good girl, but as soon as the phone rang and I saw that it was him calling, I forgot all about that.

We ended up going out for a later dinner. We met at a diner about halfway between where we both live. I could tell that things were definitely different as soon as we walked into restaurant. As we waited to </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/05/dinner-and-backsesat-fuck.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-8629238459662367727</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 04:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-07T23:40:46.290-05:00</atom:updated><title>Lust for Luke</title><atom:summary type='text'>Luke and I never really officially ended our relationship. I didn't think we really needed to. He has his girlfriend, I was going to have Brett. 

I really enjoyed Monday, even when I was wandering around shopping while I was waiting for him to get out of work, I had a big cheesy smile on my face. Then Luke called me tonight. I was kind of surprised, but not really. I wasn't surprised that he was</atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/05/lust-for-luke.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-2768427434126148799</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 04:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-07T00:13:05.227-05:00</atom:updated><title>My Job Interview And His Pantyhose Fetish</title><atom:summary type='text'>I have a feeling I didn't get the job that I interviewed for on Monday, but I still ended up having a good day.

The interview went pretty good. I was a little nervous and feeling awkward and it kind of showed. I learned more about the job and it would definitely be great to have on my resume, because it's really hard to find a job like that one, that isn't a coffee getter and paper filer. </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/05/my-job-interview-and-his-pantyhose.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28417714.post-6091157013790578748</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-04T21:46:39.748-05:00</atom:updated><title>Catching up on a few things</title><atom:summary type='text'>I think I've got a lot to catch up on. (Just a warning for people looking for sex - there's a lack of it in this post)

Thursday night after being at the bars for way too long, Luke did come over to my place. Unfortunately the sex was really bed. I enjoy sloppy drunk sex it seems only when I'm also sloppy drunk.

Friday night was a bit more ummm interesting. Since, the Luke had his graduation </atom:summary><link>http://www.anal-amy.com/2008/05/catching-up-on-few-things.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Amy)</author></item></channel></rss>