This turned into a little bit more of a rant than I expected, but had some things I needed to get off my chest.
Thursday night, I went to a little get together with a group of my coworkers from the restaurant I work at. One of the guys there was Kyle. He’s cute, has an amazing body but really not my type. He’s a bit of a jerk and a little too cocky.
However, after a few too many drinks, I started feeling lonely. Maybe a little horny, but it was more lonely than anything else. We started talking, which eventually turned into making out. He asked me if I would blow him. I was surprised how bold he was and sober Amy would’ve probably said no, but drunk Amy said yes.
He was one of the guys that lived there, so we ended up in his bedroom a few minutes later. He sat on the foot of the bed and pointed at the ground in front of me. Maybe, it’s just me, but I don’t like to be told what to do, especially when I’m about to give some amazing pleasure.
Instead of getting right to my knees, I tackled him onto the bed. He didn’t like that at all, he tried pushing me down, but I wouldn’t let him win. I took it more as a game than anything, but looking back now, I don’t think he was in a playful mood.
I did let him win eventually and took my place on my knees in front of him. He undid his belt, unbuttoned and unzipped them, before I pulled them down with his boxers.
He had a well above average cock in both thickness and width. I’ve seen and had bigger, but I got the feeling that he wanted me to say wow or something. Sorry, it isn’t happening. I think if the cock didn’t belong to him, I would’ve worshiped it.
I like to do a lot of teasing with my tongue before I go to the actual sucking. Apparently, he didn’t like that. After a minute, he gently tried to guide my head to the tip of his cock. I gently pushed him away and told him not to do that. I thought he got the message.
I made him wait a little longer, then I finally took the head of his cock in my mouth. Then slowly, I started to slide my lips up and down his cock. Apparently, I wasn’t going fast enough for him so he put his hand on the back of my head and tried to make me go faster. I pushed his hand off again, this time a little more annoyed and snapped at him a little. I told him “I’ve had lots of experience sucking cock, trust me I know what I’m doing.” Until then I had been playing around with him and joking with him, but that took all of the fun out of it. I really enjoy sucking a cock and giving pleasure that way, but now it felt like work.
I went back to work on his cock, but he couldn’t keep his hands still. He reached down started to fondle me, which was okay until he pulled down the straps of my tank top. He then pulled down so that he could have access to my boobs. It definitely wasn’t meant to be pulled and tugged like that and I heard it getting stretched out. Before he totally broke it, I pulled it down across my stomach and took off my bra for him.
I got back into my rhythm with lips flying up and down his cock, then he grabbed the back of my head with both hands and made me gag on his cock. I’ll admit that in the right circumstances gagging on a cock can be a turn on for me, but not with a large cock like that and I feel like I can’t breath.
Now, I couldn’t wait for this to be over. I swear he was purposely holding back too, making it last even longer.
Then all of a sudden he stood up and pulled the cock out of my mouth. I didn’t even have time to react. The first shots hit my right eye and it wasn’t an accident either. He covered my face with cum from my chin to my forehead. If he had warned me, I would’ve had no problem with it, but instead it really annoyed me. To make matters worse, he then rubbed the cum all over my face with his cock. I asked him for a tissue to clean up my face, but he definitely took his time, enjoying the view while my eyes burned.
After that, I definitely didn’t want to sleep there. I left without saying anything to him or any of my other coworkers. I found today from another one of coworkers, that he told them that I had given him head and he gave me a facial.
Then tonight, when our shift ended he stopped me in the parking lot. At first, he tried to kiss me, but I definitely moved away from that. Then he actually asked me if I’d give him another blowjob. I didn’t think I’d have to explain him why not, but I did. I can’t understand how some people can be so arrogant that they don’t see what they look like to other people. And if he hadn’t been like that, you know that I would’ve given him head right there in the parking lot. I even think that we could’ve had a fun fuck buddy relationship, but it’s definitely not happening now. My dildos has been getting a lot of work this summer, I would’ve loved to give it a break.
Rant over. I feel better now and don’t ask me why I gave him a blowjob in the first place.
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August 14th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
I’ve been reading in the background for awhile now amy and i have some questions especially about this topic. i’m wondering, my girlfriend is very very sexual. We discovered about 8 months ago that she loves to be fucked in the ass more than anything. Our sex life is very active. About once a day. Going strong for almost two years. She doesn’t do blow jobs though. Is there any best way to approach that? She also only lets me go down on her when she’s very very extremely horny. And it’s usually with toy in her ass. Also. Do you think the threesomes that you had with brett helped or hindered your relationship? We’ve been talking a lot about bringing someone home to play with. She’s an exotic dancer and one of her coworkers wants to come home with us. That and We’ve been talking about getting her dp’d sometime soon. Any advice on positioning? Thanks! Keep up the good writing!
August 15th, 2009 at 12:14 am
What a looser.. jumped off the train to cloud 9. Glad to hear from you tho, Amy
August 15th, 2009 at 7:16 am
what a douche.
August 15th, 2009 at 8:28 am
i’d o kicked him in the nuts after the first shot hit my eyes. then i’l a done some other stuff to him to make him feel like the piece of shit he must surely be. then, in the parking lot i’d tole him to eat me first, adn i would ahve pissed in his mouth.
that is what i’d a done.
and stuff like that.
August 15th, 2009 at 10:00 am
Kind of a difficult entry to read. Even with someone as slutty (in the best sense) as you, men should certainly treat a woman respectfully. Simple understanding of body language is all that most people need, but it always surprises me how many clueless jerks there are out there.
I’m sorry that you had to go through that. Hope he doesn’t become a continuing problem for you by spreading crap.
August 15th, 2009 at 10:04 am
I’m so sorry to hear about your experience, sugar.
I just wished you would have followed your instincts.
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August 15th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Give it a week, I reckon you’ll have fucked him.
August 15th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
the jerk probably gets off by seeing you struggle.
August 15th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
he sounds gay anyway if he only wanted a BJ, I would sure have priorities set on other parts of your anatomy that aren’t shared between the sexes….or doing something for you first! What an asshole, you should’ve bitten down really fukkin’ hard!
August 16th, 2009 at 5:41 am
If it was that unpleasant, why didn’t you just get up and leave? A blowjob is a privilege, not a right.
August 16th, 2009 at 6:09 am
Should have sat on his face until he gasped for air. Fair is fair! Would have been just desserts if Aunt Flo was visiting.
August 16th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
He really isn’t that bad of a guy, ok he is a jerk, but I was probably ranting more than I had to. Sorry, if I came off really negative in this post, it really isn’t my style, but I had to vent.
Fred – that’s exactly what one of my girl friends said. I doubt it. LOL